Eric & Ted's Bogus Technology

Dudes! Like, with the whole Y2K thing, people were, like too wrapped up

in partying and hoarding Chex Mix to keep up with the latest technologies.

We nearly let one of the phattest Mr. Gizmo trends slip past without a clue.

Fortunately, Eric (Hi!) and Ted (Yo Yo!) are here, your tour guides to the next

millennium. You know what a bummer Gravity can be, so hang on and party on!

Levitation for a BUCK!

Yes, you heard right. The raw materials to levitate ANYTHING (up to 4 ounces)

with this new technology costs less than one dollar. The levitator runs on

4 D-cells and one 9-volt battery. The part levitated needs to be opaque, but can be

virtually any material. This exciting new development was discovered at Sandia Labs

and is known as the Proch Effect, named after its inventor who tragically died in

a mysterious self-levitating experiment. Mr. Proch's patent rights and licensing

agreements are being handled exclusively through Nate-Tech, a small startup

company in Los Angeles.